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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{diary}}<br /> <br /> I am playing as a Demonspawn Chaos Knight on Stone Soup version 5.0. I choose this combination because it best describes Chuck Norris (except maybe a Troll Monk).<br /> <br /> I will start by saying that I am not a very good Crawler. The farthest I ever got was level 5 of the Snake Pits (where I was killed by some Orc Saint person).<br /> <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 1 ==<br /> <br /> &quot;Blood and Souls for Makhleb&quot;, Chuck said. He wondered, &quot;Can I roundhouse kick people in this game?&quot; Chuck ran around axing everything that moved to death. &quot;This is just like real life&quot;, he thought, &quot;except I can't roundhouse kick people (sob).&quot; He managed to level up! He also gained the ability to gain power from killing.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 2 ==<br /> <br /> Chuck got some +2 boots and a +2,+4 axe. &quot;Wow&quot;, he thought. As he ran around he found Sigmund. He managed to lose Sigmund after running in circles. When Chuck leveled up to 3 Blue Scales grew up and covered his entire body. Now Chuck has AC +9 and EV +9. Chuck turned a corner, ran into, and killed Sigmund. &quot;HA HA HA.&quot;, Chuck laughed, &quot;I can defeat anything.&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 3 ==<br /> <br /> Chuck immediately ran into a centaur. DOWN THE STAIRS!!!<br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 4 ==<br /> <br /> Chuck quaffed all the potions in his inventory. First he was slowed, the poisoned, healed, and then he gain strength. After leveling up to 6, Chuck returned to level 3 and killed the centaur.<br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 3 ==<br /> <br /> A cursed ring of magical power and a cursed ring of tellaportation. Oh well, Chuck will just have to wait for a scroll to uncurse it. Chuck can now harness Maklheb's minor destruction.<br /> <br /> == Dungeon Level 5 ==<br /> <br /> &quot;Gah!!!,&quot; Chuck exclaimed after exploring half of the level. His ring teleported him right next to two orc priests, an orc warrior, Edmund, and 3 orcs!!! He quaffed a potion and it was a potion of decay.<br /> <br /> <br /> Oh well... This wasn't the best player ever...<br /> Maybe next time.</div>

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