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Haelyn: /* Life Twenty Two */

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‎Life Twenty Two

Haelyn at 00:32, 29 April 2019

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Haelyn: /* Life Twenty Five */

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‎Life Twenty Five

Haelyn: /* Life Twenty Five */

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‎Life Twenty Five

Haelyn at 19:39, 25 June 2016

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Haelyn: /* Life Twenty Four */

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‎Life Twenty Four

Haelyn: /* Life One */

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‎Life One

Haelyn: /* Life Twenty Two */

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‎Life Twenty Two

Haelyn: /* Life Twenty One */

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‎Life Twenty One

Haelyn: /* Life Twenty One */

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‎Life Twenty One

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	Dungeon 8: Yo, a book shop. Seriously? This time the dungeon really was set up for a mage, not me. Also Psyche threw me into the Abyss and a Profane Servitor killed me, so that was FUN.		Dungeon 8: Yo, a book shop. Seriously? This time the dungeon really was set up for a mage, not me. Also Psyche threw me into the Abyss and a Profane Servitor killed me, so that was FUN.

		+	== Life Twenty Three ==

		+	Dungeon 5: Hi! Nothing unusually bad or good so far. Ring of +3 STR and a +0 handaxe of electrocution. Nothing else. Did just find some curare needles which might be useful.

		+	Oh, whaaaat? I can't eat skybeasts and mutate anymore? That makes me really sad. And then a cursed tele ring. Attempting to read scrolls to find remove curse got me a scroll of teleport, sooo...
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		+	What in the... The +11 Scimitar, Lifebane. Slicing, resist electricity, resist poison (pfff), resist cold, but strength minus 3. Even if I didn't have a ring to offset the penalty that would still be beautiful.
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		+	Yo, scale mail of fire resist +1. This is going super well all of a sudden.
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		+	Dungeon 6: Found a book of Callings. Why are all these at 100%? Am I just that amazing? Hold on a sec.
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		+	oh right, that's risk of failure now. well then.
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		+	DIE SIGMUND DIE
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		+	I just killed an acid dragon. How did I do that? The scales are pretty much like what I've got but with resist corrosion, so that's nice.
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		+	Murdered Duvessa, Dowan, and Pikel. Managed to not kill any of pikel's slaves, too, so yay me!
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		+	Dungeon 7: Temple get. Okawaru get. Bit late but hey. Also +3 ring of INT, which together with the lighter armor gives me a tiny chance to actually cast summon small animals.
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		+	Dungeon 8: Note to self: Even with RElec, do not wafe overconfidently into a pool full of electric eels. I almost got killed there. Very stupid of me.
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		+	Dungeon 9: Found an alligator and a bunch of other reptiles, and it wasn't the lair entrance? Meanwhile, the orc army was indeed defending the Mines.
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		+	Assaulted a fortress, had to retreat to a corner to kill the big one. Orc warlord? General? The silver armored one. Okawaru gave me some silver tomahawks, which is sweet. Used heroism to one-shot a sorceror, which feels super good.
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		+	Lair 1: wave of frost, huh? I do have a ring of ice, so that'd be two levels of resist cold. Sure, why not. Oh hey, the porcupines look different.
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		+	Frost Cave: Imps, simulacra, ice beasts, murder murder what.
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		+	Oka dropped a smoking set of plate armour. I'll bite. The +9 Plate Armour of Bigec. Resist cold (natch) and int+3. This is pretty awesome.
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		+	Freezing Wraiths really, really hurt. Ow. I found a lot of iceblast wands and books of Frost and Ice. Killed an ice statue and some necromancer dude.
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		+	Lair 1: Found a bee vault with lots of rations. So that's lovely. I am slightly sad that all food is just rations now, though my inventory thanks it.
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		+	Ghost of a dude named Avis. Weird looking bloke. Maybe I'll come back later.
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		+	The... Incunabulum of Glacial Confrontation. Shock, flame tongue, irradiate, orb of destruction. I guess it's for confronting glaciers?
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		+	Lair 2: Okawaru gave me a double sword of distortion. I slightly regret that, but at least it only contaminated me slightly.
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		+	Hi Gastronok, Die Gastronok. I also found a book of Conjurations. Why all the magic, again? Last time I asked that question I died, so maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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		+	Lair 3: there was a four headed hydra. i got overconfident. it has thirteen heads now and I left it on lair 1 in a net. this is a problem.
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		+	Killed an eight-headed one with this morningstar of draining I found. So that might work.
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		+	Whilst trying scrolls, one was acquirement. Jewelry, got the ring Ceest. Resist Cold, EV+1, and Strength +5. Awesome.
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		+	Killed another one and Oka gave me boots of flying. That won't matter pretty soon but at least it's extra armor.
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		+	Okay, sorry for not saying much. Just killing beasts. I'm doing well so I'm nervous. The spider caves and the swamps are here, and I'm not sure which one to go through. I think I'll poke my head in both and see how it goes.
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		+	Spider Caves: Oh hey I killed Aizul. Aren't you more a snake pits type?
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		+	There's a huge vault here. The door isn't locked but the bugs can't open it. There's a crystal statue and other nasties in there.
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		+	Okawaru gave me a +1 troll leather armour. It's called Enwarr, and it also lets me turn invisible and resist cold. I prefer the plate.
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		+	Holy hell entropy weavers still suck. Those are now priority kill targets.
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		+	The vault had a back entrance that was open. I managed to kill most everything, but killing the orange crystal statue required significant time with a sling and overcaution.
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		+	Swamps: WOO killed a swamp dragon! I am so good. Okawaru gave me a +4 electric broad axe. I kinda like this. Not sure where I'd use it tho. I rebreanded it in hopes of Fire. Got protection.
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		+	Swamp 2: +1 hat, Erchuonal, MP+9, Int+2, Dex-4. I'll keep my little helmet.
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		+	Murder murder murder. Since i'm immune to poison I'm getting by easy. Hell, the swamp drakes do more damage to their friends than me. Then I killed a thorn hunter and Okawaru gave me an awesome looking helmet. It's... Just +1 of Intelligence, but it's still better than what I had.
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		+	Swamps 3: Killed an ice dragon. Somehow. The scales are pretty heavy but how can they compare to +9 plate? And then I overextended slightly and got killed by a bunch of slimes and thorn hunters and maybe some other things iunno. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfine.

	==Troll Lives==		==Troll Lives==

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 Got impatient and rushed robin.
-You know what? I'm done. I'm done. Somebody else can handle the bloody orb of Zot.
+== Life Twenty One ==
-== Life Twenty One ==
+Started in a house thing this time, with a front lawn and everything. That's actually really nice.
 Dear me, it seems I've been left with a responsibility. I suppose the patience of a gargoyle has its limits.
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-== Life Twenty Two ==
+== Life Two ==
 You know, I could swear the layout is very different now. Perhaps I have accidentally entered the wrong dungeon? Or perhaps I used the back entrance. It certainly seems that way. I do hope that wasn't improper of me.
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-== Life Twenty Three ==
+== Life Three ==
 I'm not even sure what happened. I do believe that gnoll was out of depth. Perhaps that was the correct entrance, where I can find the superintendent, then.
-== Life Twenty Four ==
+== Life Four ==
 If you don't know, adders and ball pythons, if collected and killed efficiently, can be made into an interesting sort of pasta where meat and noodle are one.
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-== Life Twenty Five ==
+== Life Five ==
 Ah, this entrance is framed in metal. Perhaps I can find the elevator somewhere around here.
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-== Life Twenty Six ==
+== Life Six ==
 Trunk update!

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	I seem to have been riddled with flaming arrows. This is quite vexing.		I seem to have been riddled with flaming arrows. This is quite vexing.
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		+	== Life Twenty Six ==
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		+	Trunk update!
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		+	What a nice little forest spiral. Mayhaps I have found the gardens? I'm certainly finding quite a lot of bread... Perhaps this is a farming level.
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		+	Interesting. I've found some sort of metal structure with a moat. Perhaps this is the superintendent's office at last.
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		+	No, it turned out to be a metal spiral. The end contained a fountain with terribly clean water, however. I shall remember this is here for later recipes. I've also found an altar surrounded by statues, but. The altar is so faded there's no telling which god to whom it belongs. I'm afraid I shall avoid that risk.
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		+	Ah, most interesting, quite. A book of Tempests. The spells within would be quit fitting for me, I'm sure. It shall take me some time to be able to, however.
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		+	Ah, I fell through a shaft. Pardon me as I work my way back up. This place really needs maintenance, I do say.
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		+	I've found an altar to Zin behind the temple entrance. Oddly, an angel appears to be encased here. It's lecturing me as I write this.
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		+	What an odd temple layout. A stone island dotted with plants, and an oval shrine containing but a few altars. Qazlal is not among them.
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		+	To my great surprise, I found a kobold slaver! His name was Pikel, and he was quite a horrible little rotter. I was forced to kill one of the slaves to get to him, but the rest are quite free. I suppose this place needs policing too. Also, very oddly, two altars to Dithmenos are but a few rooms from each other. This seems redundant.
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		+	I found an altar to the dancing god, Uskayaw. A couple of axes in a glass case have been enchanted with Tukima's dance and are trying to kill me. To no avail of course, they're quite trapped.
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		+	Dungeon 6: Alright, I seem to be making it alright. Very well then, a gentleman would be remiss not to advance on his goal. I found an odd broken stone room containing an altar to that bloody god, Trog, as well. I'd rather not, all the same. And in another room, an altar to Ru the Awakened, covered in webs and plants and mushrooms. Perhaps a stew is in order.

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	== Life Twenty Five ==		== Life Twenty Five ==
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		+	Ah, this entrance is framed in metal. Perhaps I can find the elevator somewhere around here.
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		+	There's a rather nice lake here as well. Decorative, perhaps. Then again, I may be in a floodgate area. Several spots in the dungeon are oddly occupied by small pools
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		+	I found a lady by the name of Jessica. I took her to be reception, but she threw some sort of magic dart at me. I chose to assume that this was not a customary greeting and responded sternly. At least I seem to be above the flooding now. Or rather, below it? That doesn't quite make sense, I must say.
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		+	Also, if you're going to make meat noodles, make sure to check the adders for poison. They really are quite nasty.
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		+	Ah, some sewers. Well, that should be easy enough to rip my way through.
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		+	Perhaps these are the cause for the flooding. It seems like a normal sewer line with holes in the walls, entertaining plant-filled caves with small troves.
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		+	I have found an altar to Elyvilon the Healer, with a docile Quokka next to it. I suppose everyone is entitled to have their pets, even if they'd be better served with lettuce and lemon rub.
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		+	Ah, now I seem perfectly capable of ogres, phantoms, and such. Odd. I did find an altar to the shining one, containing a caged angel. Opposite it was the god of destruction's altar, Makhleb, with a tormenter in a cage. Very odd. I can't imagine any of it tastes good.
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		+	I have righteously crushed the slaver, Pikel, and freed his slaves. He was as bitter as his meat. Which I won't be eating. Nasty little rats, kobolds.
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		+	I have found a room of nothing but shafts. It seems the floor here is quite weak. Somewhat worrying, that. The structural integrity of this establishment must not be up to par. I tried to ask a fat bloke named Blork about it but he simply wasn't helpful.
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		+	I seem to have been riddled with flaming arrows. This is quite vexing.

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 I'm kinda picky. My plays are always one of five selections; Gargoyle Fighter, Troll Monk, Tengu Gladiator, Felid Nekoromancer, or Draconian.. something. I never can quite decide with them. Maybe I should commit to Chaos Knight.
-This is the story of a gargoyle fighter with exactly one thousand lives, who is determined to bring back that bloody orb. I'll be writing it mainly from his point of view, and hopefully it'll be entertaining and educating. Hope you all enjoy!
+This is the story of a small group of friends with exactly one thousand lives, who are determined to bring back that bloody orb. I'll be writing it mainly from their point of view, and hopefully it'll be entertaining and educating. Hope you all enjoy!
 EDIT: As I'd written that I had already had a game in progress that didn't seem to go well. Ended up claiming two runes and going through all the easy branches and the depths. Farthest I'd ever made. My death? The EFFING royal jelly.

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-Right, so, I'm a gargoyle fighter, with a sweet flail. I've been through this before, so I'm only going to really write here after D:5. Having said that, I'll try to log anything interesting.
+Right, so, I'm Furein. A gargoyle fighter, with a sweet flail. I've been through this before, so I'm only going to really write here after D:5. Having said that, I'll try to log anything interesting.
 Dungeon 3: Weird. Translucent rock walls surrounding green crystal. Haven't seen that.
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 Killed by Eustachio because I was using a freezy axe and not doing corridors. Welp
 == Life Two ==

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	== Life Twenty Two ==		== Life Twenty Two ==
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		+	You know, I could swear the layout is very different now. Perhaps I have accidentally entered the wrong dungeon? Or perhaps I used the back entrance. It certainly seems that way. I do hope that wasn't improper of me.
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		+	I found a metal room with water at the edges and large doors, and a stone floor. I must say, this seems like it is intended to be a sauna. That would be very interesting, quite.
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		+	Unfortunately, a mixture of adder's poison and priest's torment has foiled me again. I say, this is really rattling my cup.
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		+	== Life Twenty Three ==
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		+	I'm not even sure what happened. I do believe that gnoll was out of depth. Perhaps that was the correct entrance, where I can find the superintendent, then.
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		+	== Life Twenty Four ==
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		+	If you don't know, adders and ball pythons, if collected and killed efficiently, can be made into an interesting sort of pasta where meat and noodle are one.
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		+	A glass covered fountain serves as my set piece to a battle with Robin and her goblins. One of them tried to poison me, but I do believe I'm a little too tough for all this silliness.
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		+	Ah, how nice. A royal jelly, for me? These can be quite nice. Though I've never known Furein to eat the ones he has; they're a last resort and normally we're all quite practiced at avoiding starvation.
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		+	Dungeon 4: A maze of bleached white rock walls. This has a very office vibe to it. Perhaps I've finally found the right spot then.
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		+	It really does seem as if I'm weaker than I ought to be. I should be able to outdo an ogre...
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		+	== Life Twenty Four ==

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	I have found a transparent cage containing an angel set between an altar of the chaos god Xom and the righteous god Zin. The angel seems to have been driven quite insane. There are a number of weapons within the cage, however.		I have found a transparent cage containing an angel set between an altar of the chaos god Xom and the righteous god Zin. The angel seems to have been driven quite insane. There are a number of weapons within the cage, however.
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		+	I have found a weapon shop containing the +5 Scythe, Finisher. This is an actual legendary weapon. It being a two handed polearm, I am sure our tengu friend would be very fond of it. I often find things others want. Of course, I am committed to open palms. And the occasional rock. For diplomatic purposes, of course.
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		+	While navigating the corridors, I have come across a lovely +2 floppy hat. I believe I shall keep it. It seems to be a star-spangled nightcap. How very adorably quaint. Perhaps I shall fancy myself the sandman and send the residents here to sleep. For a while.
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		+	Dungeon 7: Ah, a band of wights. Quite a group of them, but they're rather brittle, you know?
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		+	A group of orcs very rudely ambushed me en-masse! They did a number of nasty things to me, but I do believe I shall be stiffly resisting this silliness.
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		+	I admit I'm slightly impressed. This was a serious ambush. Many warriors and wizards, and some pets; an ant, an iguana, a giant gecko, an ice beast, a hungry ghost...
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		+	A hound and some priests later and I'm finally done. Quite the cleanup to be done, I do hope the cleaning crews can make it through this. Come to think of it, where are they?
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		+	I found an altar to Dithmenos the shadowed. A nice setup of black rock, here.
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		+	Dungeon 8: Frogs are best thoroughly tenderized and spread as paste upon plant matter, for a meal.
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		+	Dungeon 9: Another structured room. I really am having the worst time finding the elevator or the superintendent, I must say. Perhaps I shall have better luck here. Qazlal's storm has the dubious effect of attracting everything to my location; at least that makes food service easy.
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		+	I met another troll, but I must say, he wasn't very friendly. Certainly not a gentleman.
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		+	Dungeon 10: And now I have met a gargoyle. I must say, Furein's temperament was much more tolerable than this one.
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		+	Indubitably it must be said that many small zombies and imps continue to interrupt my meals. They can be easily reduced to playdough in my hands, but I wonder where they all come from. And, incidentally, why does there not exist undead demons?
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		+	Ah... It seems I have made a most vexing mistake. I cornered myself in order to more properly fight an invisible foe, but rather, it seems to have won by virtue of being invisible. I did not consider myself to be that weak. Hmph. Most impolite. I shall have to try again.
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		+	== Life Twenty Two ==

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	I met a rather uppity gentleman by the name of Sigmund, sleeping on the job. Quite a pedantic sort I suppose, he really couldn't even fight that well.		I met a rather uppity gentleman by the name of Sigmund, sleeping on the job. Quite a pedantic sort I suppose, he really couldn't even fight that well.

−	Even for one of my acquired tastes, it is very inadvisable to attempt to eat kobolds, nasty little creatures. Naturally this applies to most undead, as well as beings such as gargoyles. There are rocks, and then there are rocks, but really it's quite bad for your teeth, yes.	+	Even for one of my acquired tastes, it is very inadvisable to attempt to eat kobolds, nasty little creatures. Naturally this applies to most undead, as well as beings such as gargoyles. There are rocks, and then there are rocks, but really it's quite bad for your teeth, yes. The common Quokka, on the other hand, makes for a handy makeshift meatball.
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		+	I found what I assume to be a small chapel. An altar to Vehumet sits here, along with statues of a similar design to the room on D:1. Perhaps this artist works by commission.
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		+	I found an enchanted large shield. It is a shame my rocky cohort is not present. He would almost certainly curse having missed this. I am most certain of that.
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		+	The giant worms here are not terribly tasty, and are best charbroiled if you have the option. A similar strategy can be applied to the jackals.
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		+	I met a lightly armored gentleman by the name of Terrence. Unfortunately he lasted barely any time at all, and was not willing to surrender the name of this artist.
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		+	I have found the altar to the esteemed Qazlal. It is in a room with windows, beyond which is a raging storm seemingly caused by the diamond obelisk behind the altar. I believe I can see a few dead bats being thrown around within, which removes from the aesthetic somewhat but is perhaps meant to convey a touch of power. Still, if that were the case, I'd have chosen something more threatening than a bat.
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		+	Dungeon 3: I have found a simple hedge maze. I suppose it's not bad, but it is a touch small. Of course, the storms surrounding me thanks to Qazlal may have damaged it slightly.
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		+	Dungeon 5: Ah, this section of the dungeon seems more well organized. Rooms of metal and stone, and open passages to connect them all. Much better. Still, it seems most of the rooms have little purpose.
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		+	The mutagenic meat of the sky beast is best served with copious amounts of red pepper, and grilled.
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		+	Some of these rooms are mere fragments or walls, as if it is in the middle of construction. Most vexing. And an imp threw a rather rude insult at me. Of course I punished him, but I do say, the citizenry down here is most inhospitable. One of the rooms appeared to be food storage, though distressingly, some of it was still alive. Not to worry of course, I fixed that.
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		+	The +1 robe, Qojol. The ability to go invisible, which I can't really use. Fire resistance, and a strength boost, all very nice. But a negative slaying enchantment that I quite frankly can't jig with. Sad.
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		+	I found Civaici's Jewellery Emporium surrounded by green crystal walls. Some rather nice pieces, I shall have to return upon finding more gold.
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		+	I found a significantly more evil imp by the name of Grinder, I do believe. Nasty little creature.
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		+	If one is so starving as to need to eat a giant cockroach, I suggest massive amounts of seasonings. Of any kind. Make sure all you taste is seasoning. Yes, quite...
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		+	I have found a transparent cage containing an angel set between an altar of the chaos god Xom and the righteous god Zin. The angel seems to have been driven quite insane. There are a number of weapons within the cage, however.