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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{diary}}<br /> = Krismeer the Ancient, Skirmisher, Worshipper of Lugonu, ex-paladin and complete nutcase =<br /> <br /> <br /> First, an introduction. I am very new to this game, so instead of learning how to play it, I'm just doing whatever seems most entertaining. So enjoy this story. The story of a Ghoul Chaos Knight named Krismeer.<br /> <br /> [[User:Invertin|Invertin]]<br /> <br /> == Corpse of the Abyss ==<br /> <br /> I have awoken!<br /> <br /> ...<br /> <br /> Finally. I thought I'd never get to leave this altar. I've been sealed there for... About a hundred years now? I dunno.<br /> <br /> Ugh. Flesh mould.<br /> <br /> I was once a powerful Paladin you know. Of course, Lugonu didn't like me. I was too goody good for him. So he turned me to his side, and into a ghoul. I must say, I've been enjoying myself with these claws and the chaos.<br /> <br /> Until I pissed him off and he sealed me in an altar.<br /> <br /> I did have a final trick up my sleeve, infact, you're reading it. With the help of a wizard friend I cast a spell on a scroll that would write down my thoughts. In retrospect I should have made the scroll shoot fireballs or something, but it made sense at the time. Anyway, I have been freed from this altar so that I can get the Orb of Zot. It sounds fancy. I want it.<br /> <br /> After being greeted with screams of &quot;BLOOD! MAIM! KILL!&quot; from my almighty deity, I grab some supplies in the Abyss and head out into the dungeon.<br /> <br /> I now have a set of orcish leather armor, regular leather armor, some gloves, 16 dwarven darts, a silver ring, and a scroll I can't read. I'm not sure why I grabbed gloves. I have claws the size of my arm, it's not like they'll fit.<br /> <br /> Oh lookie. Chainmail!<br /> <br /> And I'm rotting now. That's just fantastic.<br /> <br /> Anyhow I just left the room I ended up in, admiring the gigantic door that they put there. Oh look! A knife!<br /> <br /> That'll be useful for eating my foes with.<br /> <br /> Speaking of eating, I found a rat. Let's kill it.<br /> <br /> Hm.. I just thought of an interesting problem. I've been sleeping for about a hundred years (or maybe just a day, It's hard to tell.) and I'm completely underground.. I won't be able to tell what day it is.<br /> <br /> I won't even know if any of my old friends are still alive. Or if they are still dead! Ahahahaha!<br /> <br /> Uh.. If anyone is reading this right now, could they get some more parchment? I only enchanted one scroll...<br /> <br /> AH!<br /> <br /> WHAT!<br /> <br /> Oh. Something... Something just teleported me and when I find out who it was-<br /> <br /> GOBLIN! IT WAS YOU!<br /> <br /> Slash maim death kill stab<br /> <br /> Hahaha. Stabbed the poor thing in the face.<br /> <br /> ...Kind of odd that it didn't leave a corpse. And I'm going to get hungry later. And that isn't going to help my current anger problem. Freaking teleport spells.<br /> <br /> Well, someone is shining on me today because I just found a set of orcish banded mail. And it wasn't cursed or anything!<br /> <br /> ...It was part of a goblin ambush though.<br /> <br /> Oh my goodness. I can't tell if I'm just that awesome or if goblins are made out of paper bags filled with blood, because everyone I kill seems to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> I just found a Kobold and a giant bat. I tried throwing some rocks at them, but when that didn't work I just stabbed them in the face.<br /> <br /> Stabbing seems to work.<br /> <br /> And the bat left a corpse this time! The Kobold didn't. It's almost like someone is stealing them when I'm not looking.<br /> <br /> Another Kobold just around the corner from the last one. It managed to take two hits instead of the usual stab to the face approach. I feel alot stronger after that last fight. Almost like I'm more experienced! Like I just leve-<br /> <br /> He left a sword, it isn't as sharp as I'd like, but I did find a nice treasure trove of poison darts in the room behind it.<br /> <br /> Oh! And a banana!<br /> <br /> ...Wait.. What is a banana doing here? Did a monkey pass through? A monkey that uses poison darts?<br /> <br /> ... A monkey that wears a wizard hat!?<br /> <br /> That hat is now mine. I have claimed it. And it is green. And mine.<br /> <br /> I've found another scroll of jibberish, which makes me wonder if the scroll I'm writing will be in english. I hope so. I want to be able to read it to my undead minions when I return.<br /> <br /> Oh.<br /> <br /> OH!<br /> <br /> THIS EXPLAINS PREVIOUS EVENTS!<br /> <br /> Thou hast placed a Teleportation Trap in my path. Thou shalt die.<br /> <br /> Seriously. When I find who did this...<br /> <br /> ...BLOOD BAG GOBLIN!<br /> <br /> Slash maim stab<br /> <br /> Well that was pathetic. I spent most of the battle missing and so did he. He finally stood still long enough for me to stab him in the face...<br /> <br /> ...And he left a corpse.. Ouch. That looks painful!<br /> <br /> Let's make it worse by ripping him into edible shreds.</div>

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